Keeping Up with KPS

Hi all! Enjoy the first edition of Keeping Up with KPS, containing overheard quotes at Kent Place. If you are interested in submitting a quote, please read the rules and submit here: https://www.kpstarboard.com/keeping-up-with-kps.

1. "Someone exhales helium at this school."

2. “Ready, Set, LAR ..... GO!”

3. "Can you get me a soup bowl of potatoes?"

4. "How do you prepare for a hurricane?" "Stop, drop, and roll."

5. "How am I supposed to Live Laugh Love in these conditions."

6. “It’s 8 p.m. You’ve just started work. You’re golden; you have the whole night before you!”

7. “Is Detroit in Chicago?”

8. “You know things are bad when I listen to MAMMA MIA three times in a row.”

9. "I DID NOT GET A HAIRCUT. I JUST DIDN'T BRUSH MY HAIR."

10. “Salmonella is a state of mind.”