Hi all! Enjoy the first edition of Keeping Up with KPS, containing overheard quotes at Kent Place. If you are interested in submitting a quote, please read the rules and submit here: https://www.kpstarboard.com/keeping-up-with-kps.
"Someone exhales helium at this school."
“Ready, Set, LAR ..... GO!”
"Can you get me a soup bowl of potatoes?"
"How do you prepare for a hurricane?" "Stop, drop, and roll."
"How am I supposed to Live Laugh Love in these conditions."
“It’s 8 p.m. You’ve just started work. You’re golden; you have the whole night before you!”
“Is Detroit in Chicago?”
“You know things are bad when I listen to MAMMA MIA three times in a row.”
"I DID NOT GET A HAIRCUT. I JUST DIDN'T BRUSH MY HAIR."
“Salmonella is a state of mind.”